Movember: things you only know if you’re trying to grow a moustache image

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Posted On: 01 June, 2017

Movember: things you only know if you’re trying to grow a moustache

Here are some of the many, many questions you have when you’re about to embark on the hardest journey of your life – Movember


FIRST OF ALL, CAN I ACTUALLY DO THIS?


AS IN, WILL MY MOUSTACHE PLAY BALL OR WILL IT JUST FAIL MISERABLY?


WHAT WILL MY BOSS SAY?


I’LL LOOK MORE MANLY, WON’T I?


BUT WILL MY MOUSTACHE GET ME IN FIGHTS?


WILL I GET FOOD STUCK IN MY WHISKERS?

Ramen Beard
Via Incredibeard

WHAT WILL THE LADIES THINK OF THE 'TACHE?


WILL IT GET ME LAID MORE?

Tom Selleck Moustache

WILL I LOSE MY INNOCENCE?


WILL I SCARE YOUNG CHILDREN?


WHAT IF I DON’T RAISE ENOUGH MONEY?


WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO WEAR A PLAID SHIRT OR WILL I LOOK LIKE I OWN A CEREAL CAFÉ?


WHAT IF IT’S A PATCHY MESS?


WILL IT BE GREY?


OR WORSE, GINGER?

ginger

AM I GOING TO GET COMPETITIVE WITH OTHER MOVEMBER GUYS?


WILL THE ITCHING DRIVE ME NUTS?


WILL IT DRIVE EVERYONE ELSE NUTS?

tickles

WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL OF THAT SPARE TIME NOW THAT I DON’T HAVE TO SHAVE EVERY DAY?


WILL IT CHANGE THE WAY PEOPLE SEE ME?


WILL I BE ONE OF THOSE WEIRDOS THAT PLAY WITH THEIR MOUSTACHE ALL. OF. THE. TIME?

stroking moustache

WHEN CAN I SHAVE OFF THIS MONSTER?




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